DOSTI

Aasman se utaari hai, taaron se sajai hai, chandni se nahlayi hai, mere dost sambhal ke rakhna... ye DOSTI meri zindgi bhar ki kamai hai....!!!!!

LOVE STORY

A SHORT LOVE STORY.......´♥`´♥` There was a Blind Gurl´♥` WhO Hate Herself´♥` cOz Of being Blind.´♥` She Hate every1´♥` Except her Boy friend..´♥` 1 day de Gurl said´♥` that if She can´♥` Only c the wOrld´♥` she will marry her bOyfriend,´♥` One day sOme1´♥` dOnated eyes On her´♥` & then she saw Every thing´♥`including her bOyfriend ,´♥` her bOyfriend ask her,´♥` "nOw that u can c ,´♥` will u Marry Me?",´♥` the girl was shOcked when´♥` she saw her bOyfriend´♥` is alsO Blind,´♥` & she refuse tO Marry him.´♥` Her bOyfriend walk away´♥` with Tears & said,´♥` " just take care Of´♥` my eyes dear "

A CUTE PIE

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NO LAUGHING Z

Banta Singh and Santa Singh enrolled at the astronaut training program at Houston, Texas.Before starting the program, the coordinator warned them that they would not be allowed a drop of alcoholic drink during the program and that they had to certify this in writing. Both agreed to this condition and began their training. After 2 months, both of them began to desperately crave for alcohol. They hatched up several schemes like trying to bribe the guard, but he would have none of it. They tried to escape into the town adjacent to the training center, but were nabbed. One night Banta said to Santa "Oye Santa, I’ve got an idea. Remember what they taught us this morning about rocket fuel? It contains a huge proportion of alcohol! Now, if we could just steal some of it and mix it with soda, it will taste like a whiskey soda!". Santa agreed and the next day they stole 2 liters of the fuel and mixed it with soda, cooked some tandoori chicken, drank their fuel-soda and had a great time. At the end of the evening Banta left for his room and said that he’d ring Santa in the morning so they could have tea together. The next morning, Banta rang up Santa and asked "Oye Santa tu hale toitet to nahin gaya?" (hope you haven't been to the loo yet) Santa: "nahin" (no) Banta "Je jaega tau Amritsar de val mooh rakhna, mai Tokyo to boal reha hoon" (when you go try and face Amritsar [the hometown] I'm in Tokyo)

JOKE YAAR

SARDAR SOLVES THE PUZZEL"There are a large group of surd people in a bar and they are having a celebration.Another man walks into the bar and sees the celebration and askswhy all the surd people are celebrating.One of the surds says: "We had just solved a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle within one year."The man says: "I am sorry.I do not see what the big deal is. The surd replies:"On the box it says 'from 3 to 5 years'."

M I A MESS

Why I am a mess!~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When God passed out brains,I thought he said trains,and I missed mine.
When God passed out looks,I thought He said books,and I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,I thought He said beers,and I asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,I thought He said kegs,and I asked for two fat ones.
When God passed out noses,I thought He said roses,and I asked for a big red one.
When God passed out heads,I thought He said beds,and I asked for a big soft one.
God am I a mess?------------------

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Desire you: 365 days of happiness; 52 weeks of health and prosperity; 12 months of
love and affection; 8760 hours of peace and harmony; That in this new year you it has
2007 reasons to smile
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till the buds don’t forget to blossom..“ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“till the ego does n“t come in our way...“ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“till my Love does’nt finish wd me 4 U !“ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“
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Desire you: 365 days of happiness; 52 weeks of health and prosperity; 12 months of
love and affection; 8760 hours of peace and harmony; That in this new year you it has
2007 reasons to smile
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till the buds don’t forget to blossom..“ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“till the ego does n“t come in our way...“ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“till my Love does’nt finish wd me 4 U !“ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“
Remember!I may stop caring Loving youIf I stop breathing!“ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº
I would like you as my real responsIve Friend 4ever !“ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº---.•:*¨`*:•. .•:*¨`*:•-:::--------/) /)--------:::--*:-------( “;“ )------:-----•..,-c(“)_(“),,..•----------*-:¦:-*Yea, I care n like you!“ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº=-====================================================I may stop caring Loving youIf I stop breathing!“ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº“ “ºôº
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HAVE U LOVED SOMEONE TRULY

suraj ne kiya tha kabhi chand se mohabbat is liye chand me daag hai aur chand ne kiya tha suraj se bewafai is liye suraj me aag hai sundarta rishtoon ki hai jo pyarr see bantee hai..kuch dard kuch khushi kuch paa liya kuch khoo diyaa thik haai na jiHave u ever liked someone sooo much, that u just couldnt tell them? have u ever had a sleepless night because u couldnt stop thinking about them? have u ever felt so lonely that u cryed urself to sleep? have u ever lost someone u loved and prayed every night for them to return? have u ever felt the need to hurt urself on the outside because u couldnt stand the hurt inside? if u have ever felt like this then send this to everyone on ur list and with in one week someone u love will tell u how they feel.

WAT IS LOVE

LOVE is a sweet illusion that makes one forget the reality! It's an illusion because it blocks your vision. First of all Love makes you feel that you are not an ordinary human being, you are something else. It opaques the transparent layer through which you see the real world with unreal colours. Love makes you believe all lies and doubt all facts. Love teaches you to be impractical which is the reason why you fail to set goals for yourself and achieve them.. you rather dream and expect things to happen rather than make them happen. Love is a mirage. It increases your thirst by showing water within your reach and making you run for it and you can never reach it !!
LOVE is self hypnosis, self deception, self pity and self satisfaction! to love someone is a natural instinctto b loved by someone is luckto live with someone u love is acheievmenttolive someone who loves u is life m i true......in this relation of love & heart

CAN V B HAPPY FOREVER

IS IT TRUE FRENDS
khuub bhikaree sapnee or ankhonnmain nami si haiek choota sa aasmaan or umidoon ki zameen hai u to bhut kuch hai zindgai main sirf jiski dil ko chahat hai usiki kami hai